Dicono che siamo contrari al progresso perché ci opponiamo a cemento, monocoltura, pesticidi, centri commerciali. Niente di più sbagliato: per dimostrarlo, abbiamo composto un inno ad Adigeo.
È bello, è dannato, è pieno di debiti. E nonostante questo, ma forse proprio per questo, piace alle donne (ma anche agli uomini).Magari non piacerà a tutti, magari finirà in rovina finanziariamente, magari ci si ricorderà di lui solo per le code e il traffico generato, ma siamo certi che, tra un paio di secoli, il suo nome risplenderà nella gloria.
Per questi motivi, e per l'assonanza col nome Amadeus, Adigeo ci ricorda l'orrendo tormentone di Falco, che nel 1985 torturò le nostre orecchie con un motivetto urticante dedicato (ahilui!) a Mozart.
Pochi anni dopo Falco lasciò questa valle di lacrime, non a causa di questa canzone, ma per colpa di un autobus che travolse il suo veicolo in Sudamerica.
Proponiamo qualche aggiustamento alle parole di Falco in questa rivisitazione:
Rock me all the time to the top
He was a punk
And he lived in the great city
It was in Verona, Verona was
Where he did everything
He had debts because he drank
But all women loved him
And everyone cried
Come and rock me Adigeo
He was a superstar
He was popular
He was so exalted
Because he had flair
He was a virtuoso
He was a rockidol
And everything cried
Come and rock me Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, oh, oh, oh Adigeo
Come and rock me Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, oh, oh, oh Adigeo
Ey
It was two thousand and seventeen
And it was in Verona
No plastic money anymore
The banks against him
Where the debts came from
Everyone was well known
He was a man of women
Women loved his punk
He was a superstar
He was popular
He was so exalted
That was his flair
He was a virtuoso
Was a Rockidol
And everything is calling
Come and rock me Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, oh, oh, oh Adigeo
Come and rock me Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, oh, oh, oh Adigeo
Come and rock me Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, oh, oh, oh Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo, oh, oh, oh Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo
Adigeo, Adigeo
Adigeo
