Dicono che siamo contrari al progresso perché ci opponiamo a cemento, monocoltura, pesticidi, centri commerciali. Niente di più sbagliato: per dimostrarlo, abbiamo composto un inno ad Adigeo.

È bello, è dannato, è pieno di debiti. E nonostante questo, ma forse proprio per questo, piace alle donne (ma anche agli uomini).

Magari non piacerà a tutti, magari finirà in rovina finanziariamente, magari ci si ricorderà di lui solo per le code e il traffico generato, ma siamo certi che, tra un paio di secoli, il suo nome risplenderà nella gloria.

Per questi motivi, e per l'assonanza col nome Amadeus, Adigeo ci ricorda l'orrendo tormentone di Falco, che nel 1985 torturò le nostre orecchie con un motivetto urticante dedicato (ahilui!) a Mozart.

Pochi anni dopo Falco lasciò questa valle di lacrime, non a causa di questa canzone, ma per colpa di un autobus che travolse il suo veicolo in Sudamerica.

Proponiamo qualche aggiustamento alle parole di Falco in questa rivisitazione:

Rock me all the time to the top

He was a punk

And he lived in the great city

It was in Verona, Verona was

Where he did everything

He had debts because he drank

But all women loved him

And everyone cried

Come and rock me Adigeo

He was a superstar

He was popular

He was so exalted

Because he had flair

He was a virtuoso

He was a rockidol

And everything cried

Come and rock me Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, oh, oh, oh Adigeo

Come and rock me Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, oh, oh, oh Adigeo

Ey

It was two thousand and seventeen

And it was in Verona

No plastic money anymore

The banks against him

Where the debts came from

Everyone was well known

He was a man of women

Women loved his punk

He was a superstar

He was popular

He was so exalted

That was his flair

He was a virtuoso

Was a Rockidol

And everything is calling

Come and rock me Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, oh, oh, oh Adigeo

Come and rock me Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, oh, oh, oh Adigeo

Come and rock me Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, oh, oh, oh Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo, oh, oh, oh Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo

Adigeo, Adigeo

Adigeo